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You Are Games: Babylon Sticks Caption Contest X

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You Are Games

ArtbegottiTake me out to the You Are Games! Take me out to the crowd! Bring me some captions and quirky punchlines, your quip could be featured in an upcoming comic! For it's loot, loot loot you could win if your caption tickles our funny bone, so it's one, two, three strikes you're out, 'cause that frooooooog's oooooooon fiiiiiiiiiire!

(It's best if you do not attempt to sing the above.)

jig-contest-zuma.jpgWe're back for another Babylon Sticks caption contest, brought to you in part by our good friend and colleague, James Francis. The last part, the caption, comes from you! If you think you've got a punchline that will knock us out of the park with laughter, share it with us. Post your caption ideas below using your Casual Gameplay account, and if your caption gets used, it's a grand slam for you! You'll be credited in next week's comic, and you'll also get a nice prize for your troubles.

So you don't get called out at the plate, here are a few more rules to keep in mind: Multiple entries are allowed. Please keep your captions obscenity-free and safe for all ages. Remember that we usually prefer captions with a gaming theme in them. Plus, we've also got these familiar legal bits:
  • All entries submitted become the property of Casual Gameplay.
  • You must be at least 13 years of age to enter.
  • Void where prohibited.

Our deadline for entries is Monday, June 27rd at 11:59 PM (GMT-5:00). Time to step up to the plate and hit a home run!


MtDewed June 23, 2011 4:22 PM

I don't care if he DID have a fly on his shoulder!

silvershadow June 23, 2011 4:27 PM

How many time do I have to tell you, the balls are not birds and the batter's not a pig.

That's it Frogger, it's back across the street for you.


"Hit the showers, Zuma, 'til you learn to control that 'spit' ball"!

Anonymous June 23, 2011 5:17 PM

Where has this gone? (No it's not a caption)
By the way that's the frog from Zuma who spat marbles at the batter.


Is that frog from something?


Never mind, got it.


That's it! I'm installing a cannon in the pitcher's mound.

The Logical Ghost June 23, 2011 5:48 PM

When I say "walk 'em," they need to be able to actually walk.

That's it. You're out till that cough clears up.

Go sit on the bench and tell that catapult he's up next.

KamenZero June 23, 2011 5:50 PM

"Hey, buddy, why don't you go join your pal across the highway there, some of us are actually -trying- to win that million dollars!"


Is that what they call Montezuma's Revenge?

I don't care if you have earned 'super cannon', you can't use it on the field!

Wildbreeze June 23, 2011 6:22 PM

You do NOT eat the fly balls!!

Magnusiem June 23, 2011 6:30 PM


herds789 June 23, 2011 7:07 PM

I will not allow tongue-in-cheek pitches! Now go kiss my princess and come back ready to play!


"You have the wrong game, the Frog court is 2 doors down"

jranker June 23, 2011 8:54 PM

"And I'm saying if you keep hypnotizing all the players, this game is never going to -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!"


"ok, back to the previous level for you...."


No. Absolutely no do-overs.....

Patreon Donator dsrtrosy June 23, 2011 9:39 PM

Hmmm...laughing at the Frogger references because that's where my brain went. Never even heard of Zuma!

Patreon Contributor kingjulien86 June 23, 2011 9:44 PM

This is baseball, there is no score bonus for getting "Ace Time!"


"That's it! You're outta here! Why don't you go join a dodge ball team or somethin'!"


Alright rookie, the coach is benching you. He's bringing in the bird launcher.


What do you mean by "Ribbit"?!!


"Look, I don't care if you have to take two jobs. This is not some volcanic island. This is baseball!"


"I don't care what kind of bonuses you thought he dropped! That was absolutely uncalled for!"

MrSnuffle June 24, 2011 9:16 AM

I don't care what league you came from, eating the players are simply not in the rule book!

Cheeseable June 24, 2011 12:03 PM

YOU'VE struck HIM three times, you're out!


"Ok, That's It! Get off this field right now! Go find some flies across the street or something."


"Ok, That's It! Get off this field right now! Go find some flies across the street or something."

bubblecamera June 24, 2011 4:06 PM

I don't care if the ball was the same color as his uniform, you still don't get points for that!

Sorry, sir, but you're at the wrong URL. This is Virtual Baseball, not Zuma.


"Pikafrog! I choose you!"

wntrdms June 24, 2011 7:11 PM

"Now spit him out and get back there!"

aperson June 24, 2011 9:53 PM

Never mind the french horn in my right hand, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE


Pitcher usese Slowpoke. Its super effective!

Sekerloth June 24, 2011 11:01 PM

"We told you we only use small white balls here!"

"You are out!, fireballs and rapid-fire are prohibited"


The Zuma 3 tryouts are on that field!


No Zuma, you dont get any bonus points for shooting through a gap and hitting the pitcher...


I don't care how many points it was worth at your old job, you just gave them another run! Hit the showers!

raddaya June 25, 2011 9:38 AM

"What do you mean, you were trying to solve LITS and ran into him? Get out!"

Ohjaypea June 25, 2011 5:48 PM

That was terrible, I am seriously considering sending you to Beavis and Butt-head's Team.

Vespert June 25, 2011 7:33 PM

"Get your own game!"

"We needed a pitcher, not a spitter!"

"We asked for Easy mode, not Challenge mode!"

"Come back when you found yourself an accuracy power-up!"

Vespert June 25, 2011 7:41 PM

"Come back after you've found an accuracy power-up!"

"No, Mexico is about 2000 miles in that direction!"


Eeep I think I'm a little late for the competition but I just cant believe no one has suggested.....

"Hop it!"


"The Budweiser commercial is that way."

"Would you please hop back across the street and stop the Battle Toads? They are ruining our game!"

"Sorry Frogger, you already lost three lives. Go sit on the bench."


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