Kitty Punch is an arcade game that's... uh... somethin'. From Hot Chick Games, the creator of such mind-bending wonders as Kissma, comes a game that has nothing to do with hitting cats and everything to do with a grown woman dressing up in a furry cat suit and...
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... sorry, just checking to make sure I'm not dreaming. Or hallucinating.
Our, uh, heroine follows your mouse as you move it side to side on the screen, and the object is to get as many whacks into the little yellow cat toy dangling from above. The more you hit, the higher your score gets, and once the time runs out you'll be awarded medals based on how well you've done. From time to time, a fish will drop, and if you hit that, you'll enter a random bonus mode that is... well, unique, and will apply a whole lot of strangeness and combo bonuses to your experience. Kitty Punch is about as simple as you get, but the over-the-top weirdness of it is kind of a joy to behold, and you'll want to play a few times just to see the different fish effects you can encounter. The positioning to actually hit the toy occasionally seems to be a little fussy, but Kitty Punch is a ridiculous, fun little experience that just wants to force some bright colours and surreality into your day. Even if you... don't really know what just happened after. Or why. Probably best not to ask.
What did I just play?!? (score 1018)
Thanks for posting this. I no longer need to wonder what it would be like to combine acid and meth.
Are you sure that's a cat toy?
oh no what is going on help me im so scared
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Would be a cute game if the graphics were distinguishable...looks like Rainbow Brite threw up. Cool idea though...it certainly appeals to me as a cat person!
Yup, just like reality.
If you've ever been high at a furry convention, this is it... not that I'd remember one of my past nine lives dressed as a tiger at Anthrocon.
Nope.
If Detarou created an 8-bit game....
eamurdock Are you sure that's a cat?
fabulous!
as per above:
LSD+desoxyn has you so paralyzed but so strangely in tune w/ the electronic world that all you need do is dress up as a cat wandering the windmills of yr mind while you sit back & sleep as the game keeps giving you points for doing nothing. or else nothing that can be seen, at least.
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