Monkey GO Happy!

Your monkey's on an island and he's crying like a baby?
The milk inside a coconut might perk him up (just maybe).
So grab a juicy coconut and cut it with a knife,
And I'm sure he'll be grateful all his little monkey life!

You've got your monkey weeping in the middle of the night?
Some bright explodey fireworks should make it feel alright.
So take your trusty friction match and strike it on the box,
Then light the fuse- but stand too close and you might burn your socks!

He's crying while you're visiting the carnival? Aw, shucks!
Just head down to the Duck Shoot and he'll watch you shoot some ducks.
The gun's right there, so take it, aim with care, and let it go;
Four ducks go down! You win! And monkeys love balloons, y'know.

It's fun to take your monkey to the alley while you bowl,
But if it gets unhappy, you might need to change your goal.
So take your ball and place it in the center of the lane,
But time it so it reaches "STRIKE" or you'll have naught to gain.

You say you're stuck at home and you can't give your monkey glee?
Just pick up the remote and let it watch your grand TV.
Change channels up and look for Number Three, the Monkey Hour,
And lest your screen show nothing, do remember to hit Power.

Your monkey saw that crane machine? The dolls inside look cute?
Well, take some money from your bag and drop it down the chute.
Just move the crane; when it's above a toy you like, press down,
But only that stuffed monkey doll will wipe your monkey's frown.

A target hit with cannon fire is always monkey-nice,
So if you want a bullseye, tilt your cannon upwards twice.
Then drop a cannonball on in (they're heavy as a sow),
And after that, just take that fire and light the fuse... KAPOW!

No monkey's smart enough to gather mushrooms, though he'll try;
So if you see him crying with his basket, you'll know why.
It wouldn't hurt to help him out; pick every 'shroom you find,
Then dump them in his basket and he'll leave his woes behind.

The Angry Ape's an idol for the whole of monkey-kind,
So if his poster's messed up, there's no doubt that they will mind.
Just click the tiles to rotate them until they're back in place,
And when they're back together, see your monkey's smiling face!

You've got inventive urges? Here's a plan that's sure to win:
Just build a wild contraption to provoke your monkey's grin!
Make sure that every piece is placed upon its silhouette,
Then pull the plunger and you'll have your gladdest monkey yet!

I've never seen a monkey that has liked to sail the seas,
But promises of treasure will be certain to appease!
Just trace each path from start to end; begin with A and B.
And if that doesn't help, then you can always try path C.

The duck shoot didn't do it? He's been crying all the while?
The sight of nine unconscious moles makes any monkey smile!
So pick that hammer up and try your hand at Whack-a-Mole,
And don't forget to aim your impact just above that hole.

Your monkey's favorite ball is trapped inside a big balloon?
Well you had better take a pin and pop it sometime soon!
Just guide your cursor through the yellow maze from START to end,
But never touch a wall, or you will have to start again!

Enclosure in a metal cell will make a monkey sad,
But let it look inside a safe and it will feel so glad!
What's that? You cannot help because you know no combination?
You might pray to the Roman gods about your situation.

If Christmas-time approaches and a monkey loses glee,
The surest way to cheer it up's to decorate a tree.
Just put the tree inside its pot and decorate it well,
And when you're done, just plug it in to break the sadness spell!