Achievement Unlocked 2
Do you have enough achievements? TRICK QUESTION! As we all know, there is no such though as "enough" achievements! So strap on your pachyderm pants one more time in this follow up to 2008's hit platform/puzzle/whatisthisIdon'teven achievement-fest from John Cooney. And then when you're done, try it with friends in the co-op mode.
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ArmorGames always asks to store information on my computer when I play their games, and then when I go to click no in the pop-up dialog it won't let me click anything so I can't play the game. Does this ever happen to anyone else?
Too many things to do. need to save.
Yay!
loved the first... but I keep getting freezes... maybe its happening when I hold an arrow key down? The timer keeps going but my elephant doesn't react, then suddenly he moves all the movements I previously hit... maybe I should just restart my computer before I post this to be sure but...
Everyone come to 3230-4654-5518-8799! It's a room I made.
I can't get #140: Paste into Notepad
The walkthrough says to click the center wheel button, but I'm on a laptop. I plugged in a wireless mouse and pressed the button, with no luck.
I really want to play this game but I'm having the same issues as joemomma. I try to move but the game lags like crazy. Anyone have any ideas on how to fix this?
Brandon, you're looking in the wrong place for that one. Think of anything else that it could be referring to.
However, I'm having trouble with the So Happy one, the music ones, and I think that's it (the music ones only because I can't remember the songs XD)
The issues over the lag are odd, I'm going to go take a look into this and see what's going on. I'm wondering if this is a Flash Player issue or a specific browser or what.
Thanks guys!
-John
I'm having issues with the So Happy One too
I've tried making the traditional smiley and that doesn't work, I even tried using the letter keys to make a smiley, example d,k,b,space. I'm checking now for ASCII code, I know that you can make the symbol of a smiley with ASCII
@Brandon
You may check for other wheels in your home
I can't get 136 to work. I even tried changing keyboard layout to US, didn't help. Other than that, good fun.
Kgummy, make a happy face on your computer's keyboard like this (:
Brandon, paste the game name into your computer's notepad.
Hope I'm right.
Need help with So Happy?
Don't forget the nose!
I think it needs to be
:-) rather than :)
Brandon, I'm wrong, click the the center of the wheel in your home. To get home go to the first floor then go left.
How do complete the pastry options. I can't tell from the walkthrough video how you create a pastry.
Any idea how to "poop the pastry"
I can't play music to save myself, or indeed win achievements, so I looked up the notes, but I still can't get Twinkle Twinkle right.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. I just need that and Fort Iota.
For the smilie, remember the nose.
I finally beat it after 49:15. Yeah.
:-)
@JIGuest
press the spacebar
Need help finding the first hidey hole (153 Fort Alpha).
I filled the first level with water and think I spotted it, but it appears to be trapped in a block with a conveyor belt that won't let me in. Anyone know what I'm doing wrong?
For music:
Row Your boat : Low C, Low C, Low C, D, E
Twinkle Twinkle: Low C, Low C, G, G, A, A, G
Ode to Joy: E,E,F,G,G,F,E,D,C,C,D,E,E,D,D
Hope that helps!
Notes for the songs, hope it helps.
Twinkle
ccggaagccggaag
Ode to joy
eefggfed
Row your boat
cccdecccde
I never could get the smiley, I ended up pressing every key on my keyboard and it worked.
All music achievements.
Twinkle, Twinkle (Little Star)
low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G
Ode to Joy
E, E, F, G, G, F, E, D
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
low C, low C, low C, D, E
Hope this helps!
Power of posting. If you are having trouble reaching the first hidey hole, try
filling level one up with water, jumping as high above the conveyor belt as you can, and holding down as you sink back down. Then just go over the left and behind the white square.
Hope that makes sense.
That was my last achievement, now on to the ending! I love these ridiculous games.
Ha. End credits are pretty funny.
hey!! Im having trouble with 227 Doggy Bag
I made pastries and Im pretty sure it has to do with extra
but how do i get extra? or bag it up?
Lack of a save function is really frustrating! I got 242/250 when I accidentally closed the window. All I needed was Ode to Joy and Fort Zeta (plus the last 5).
It was fun, but I don't really feel like starting all over to get those last few.
Oh, I see it doesn't save. Now I am sad about it.
I need some help with getting the Relapse achievement.
@Ezra
The saving is kinda bad. It will save your main menu achievements, but to win you need to get all the achievements in one session.
Sohappymustplaygamenow! *hyperventilates*
@ellebelle
Try teleporting
I have all of them except "Won't Follow Directions" .... :P I'm scared of screwing this up. Could someone give me a hint?
problem with BILLY MAYS:
I looked up the solution and it is to hit caps. But it doesn't work on my mac. I even tried plugging in a windows keyboard. Do other mac users have this problem or any I uniquely cursed? This is one of the last achievements I need
Cory: You're not cursed. I have a mac too, and BILLY MAYS wouldn't work for me either.
if you need help with so happy it is :-) no shift key
HI THERE, I'M BILLY MAYS, AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED WINDOWS TO FULLY ENJOY THIS GAME!
I have a Mac, and I could get BILLY MAYS just fine. I can't however, seem to get Relapse. It looks like it should be as simple as
Pressing Panic while standing on one of the orange respawning points
but it isn't working. I even watched the whole walkthrough video and couldn't catch how he did it.
Doggie bag:
Poop a paistry into a teleporter.
Power of posting... I guess. It finally worked
Either because I'd done it on every level, or because it just liked Level 4 more than the others. Either way, the hint should be more specific than just "a checkpoint"
I have a mac and it worked fine for me. It was cute, as always. The pastries thing really surprised me.
How to get 177 RGB, 140 Paste in Notepad,151 Harmony and Eleclick???
pls help
thank you sveeds!
Won't follow directions: Right click and click "don't click here"
I love these games so much. :D They're a perfect mix of wittiness and fun, and I'm proud to say that I got all but 9 achievements (excluding the progress achievements) without the walkthrough. Yayyyy. :D
One question, though:
What does "Waltzing Ma" have to do with the ~?
@tigrita how did you get BILLY MAYS on a mac? are you using a laptop or a desktop?
I can't get BILLY MAYS either, I'm using a Mac. Couldn't get relapse either. Oh well.
BILLY MAYS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. :((((((((((((((((( And no, it's not working in Safari on my Macbook Pro. I can't quit when it's all I have left to do, but I can't get anything else to happen. Was really enjoying this game, but it's funny how that all goes to pot when your 247 Achievements amounts to nothing in the end because of programming or something.
@C.Olimar:
Waltzing Ma + tilde= Waltzing Matilda
For all my similarly-afflicted mac brethren:
The Walkthrough ends with the end video of the game. At least you can see how it would have ended for us. :(
I am on the main menu and it has been 100% loaded and all it does is beep alot. what do i do
OMG I KNOW RIGHTTTTT!
BILLY MAYS works fine on my MacBook (laptop) in Firefox. Not going to bother trying for all of them until I have the patience tomorrow.
Awesomely random and non-sequitur-ish. I just love these games. And that's coming from someone who usually hates platformers.
@someguy
177 RGB
It's all about colours on the animal wheels
140 Paste in Notepad
Find somewhere where your pointer turns into a cursor and copy it to clipboard. Then open the Notepad program and paste. Then follow the directions.
151 Harmony
This one's a bit tricky and requires some timing. Basically, on the musical buttons you've got to activate 3 at once, 2 with corpses and the other with the live elephant. I found that it worked easiest if I jumped my first elephant in from the left through the spikes and then went from there.
Eleclick
Think about what's on your screen that starts with Ele. Click that thing with your mouse.
Wow. This game was fun until "Paste in Notepad". I have a mac, and even though I use a USB mouse, it doesn't have a center wheel. Then I tried another mouse that I had that did have the center wheel. Didn't work. I thought maybe I just needed to close out of the game and come back in. Nope.
That's a really big disappointment and I gotta say that achievement is not one that should be in the game, seeing all of the other people who couldn't get it.
Huge bummer that I had that one achievement and the two others (99% and 100%) left after a half and hour of playing that. I mean wow.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Haven't even played yet, but this is gonna be good. I mean, great. I mean, achievement-tastic!!!!!
I'm just gonna spell out Paste Into Notepad for all of you still confused:
Just Paste Into Notepad at any time; the game copies the message into the clipboard as soon as you begin. The message will tell you to click the center of the hamster wheel inside your house. Flash games don't even support the mouse wheel, FYI.
still having problem with the game freezing up but the timer keeps going... then the elephant will finally do all the movement that i was pushing with the wasd keys during the freezing period
hope that made sense...
it's happening to me on both firefox and ie
A glitch or a "feature"? Allows earlier unlock of some achievements.
If you get in the wheel, spin it, and then hit "Panic" some weird stuff happens and the elephant gets stuck somewhere out of screen, bellow the first floor. Going right will unlock all achievements for visiting the different stores.
my server:
http://armor.ag/1JUDV
4589-9139-8593-3871
How on earth do I achieve "Corpse loop" (num: 46) I've tried everything and its my last achievement... =S
IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! Ah, I loved the first one. Probably a bit too much, actually.
cant get so happy :-(
made the smiley without and with pressing shift but nothing happened
its a german computer(windows) with german keyboard
whats wrong about this smiley :-)???
6845-1049-1284-3661
join my room
@Achievement Unlocked 2 98.8%:
Try switching your keyboard layout to US English.
Heather, should you find your l'il blue 'leffant in an infinite loop, whatever you do... DON'T -PANIC-!
- ept
@Heather:
Get into a loop, e.g. between the orange transporters, then hit panic to corpse your elephant
This game's awesome, waltzing ma is my last achievement, can someone please tell me what to do in it, I think it might be something to do with ~ I have tried nearly everything, if anyone else needs help with any other achievement I will gladly help,
many thanks
:)
I need help with 202 I can't live with this and 232 Do a barrel roll.
I figure 202 has to do with killing the elephant, possibly by dropping it from the roof, since it's listed after the fall achievements. And I know what a barrel roll is, but I have no idea how to do it here.
What is the problem with the waltzing ma? I'm using a windows xp, but I can't seem to be able to press the ~ code. please help anyone? :D
POP for 202.
You just have to die outside, so click the Panic button while on the roof.
@Caitlin:
FINALLY someone has the same problem I do. That is the only reason I don't play at Armor Games.
@the people who run this website:
If you could please add an alternate link when it becomes available, that would be very convenient.
Just finished it. Finally found Iota
it was on the small ledge next to the main launcher on the right next to the spike.
Where is that Fort Iota?
Where is the hot coffee thing?
Do a Barrel Roll is one for the old-school Nintendo people.
How did you do a barrel roll in Star Fox 64?
Press Z or R twice!
my room: 9543-2975-9998-7257
ARGH, When i tried the open two more windows of the same game, it exited out of the game I was already in!!!
I am SOOOO anoyed!!!! ARGH
oh well, I couldn't finish it anyway
I have a mac and couldn't left click, it just didn't work!
How about Dizzy?
What floor is fort iota on?
I just need 249: Pull up! and 233: I don't get it.
To find Hidey Hole 7/Fort Iota:
It's in Level 4. There's a platform protrusion hanging from the ceiling, between the spawn point and the upshaft. Each side of the protrusion has a Hidey Hole; Fort Iota's is on the right. To get it, fill the world with water, then take the upshaft to the top-right of Level 4. Then, simply jump over.
Anyone know how to do no.32 "Save The Whales"?
Anybody know where the coffee room thing is? I can't find it.....
Also, I wish there was a save feature too....
126 don't know help plz
tasha (about Waltzing Ma):
You have to press the "tilde key", but if you're on a non-US keyboard it won't work. Set your keyboard layout to US and then hit the top left key (left of 1/below escape).
.
I too would like to know how to do hot coffee.
@ - Anyone who doesn't know
to shoot the pastry, all you do is
space bar!
:)
@ThemePark:
Barrel roll: press 'z' or 'r' twice.
Alrighty then. That was epic. I'm sure my time was awful, but it was fun. Still, I don't think I'm replaying that anytime soon.
Hot Coffee/Cold Coffee:
Open the game again in a new window and there it is, the secret level. Explore!
Anyone want to play Multiplayer with me? Here's the code: 6847-2144-6031-8761.
Sorry guys, it glitched. I closed it down. I'll restart one when I come back from my walk.
Does anyone know how to get "relapse"?
Sorry guys, it glitched. I closed it down. I'll restart one when I come back from my walk.
Sorry about that double post...here's the new one: 3477-2063-5878-4806
I feel retarded; I thought I had to highlight something, ctrl C, then paste... but couldn't figure out what to copy. fail Now that hint makes total sense.
How do you get 193: Won't follow directions? I'm completely confused, and it's the only one I've yet to get.
What keys do you push for 144 and 145?
Ok, this game decided to screw me over. It won't, no matter what, register row row row your boat
>.> Talk about a nasty glitch
Diabhal:
Right click on the screen. Click on something in the menu that has to do with not following directions.
Nate: Look at Allie and Sveeds' comments.
Hi gang,
jmtb02 here again. I have patched the file.
- First, the Chrome browser on Macs has trouble detecting some keypresses, so certain achievements such as:
BILLY MAYS or So Happy!
are now fixed.
- Second, Panicking on the hamster wheel is fixed.
- And finally, the Relapse achievement now easier to obtain.
Thanks everyone for their help isolating the issue, you guys and gals earn 10 points.
Done in 10 minutes... I can't do better xD
Whatever, I think that 'So happy' changes by pc... in mine, I had to do [SPOILER]=)[/SPOILER] to get the achievement!
Hey I can't do the "Waltzing Ma" achievement! I've pressed the ~ button so many times, and it still doesn't work. Any help??
Waltzing Ma is a portion of Waltzing Matilda, and to unlock the achievement you have to hit the tilda. To get Paste Into Notepad you have to click on the center of the wheel in Home.
26 minutes, 28 seconds, 250 achievements unlocked! WOO!
...
...
...
...So, uhh, any suggestions for what to do with the rest of my day? :/
My laptop won't do the waltzing ma achievement pressing ~ doestn't work :(
I can't find Fort Kappa! Help plz?
160, fort lota.
join me!
1776-8605-9356-2090
no password
2587-1322-2170-4074
I can't do "Corpse Loop", number 46... help?
@Caitlin
You must, it allows the games to save, sometimes play at all, and so on. It's not like it eats your personal info.
Hi!!
Please, someone!!
HELP ME!!!
How do I get the coffee stages???
9555-1764-7670-1263
make an elephant tag!
[Done! Thanks for suggesting it. -Jay]
For the Waltzing Ma achievement:
My tilda key didn't work (shift + #) so I looked it up on Wikipedia. Apparently US keyboards often use (shift + ') so I tried that and it worked.
I'm playing this on PreHackHub, so I can't access the walkthrough via the game. HELP!
i finished a couple of minutes under 40 i got 247 out of 250 achievements because the version i was playing didn't have walkthrough
:(
Fort iota:
lvl 3:
1: exit the orange launcher but stay on top.
2: Jump (but avoid the spikes) to the little ledge to the LEFT.
TA-DA!!
I have a Mac and I finished this perfectly. Just putting that out there.
Hi guys!! I'm new here come to my room.The code is 9033-9370-4164-5498 OK guys! See you in there. And the password is Destruction OK guys bye.
how do you get to the coffee stages???? i cant get to it and its the last thing i need to complete the game
If you want to pop paste, press the space bar :) Also Click on the left Button ! There is an icon who says "click here ! Archievements !" Enjoy!
how do i do 'waltzing ma' on an english keyboard ?
where is hidey hole, 8, for Lota, #160???? its the only actual one i need left to finish it
Nice, got it completed. Thanks for hints on achievements i couldn't find :)
okay, i feel slow, but i reallllly don't get #206!!!!
8894-2538-3588-8449
a bit late now, but i noticed that if you buy the second one you can go anywhere but outside. just go thru the teleporter and panic. then to go down, go to where you would normaly and panic. repeat as needed. PANIC HACK!
People with the German keyboard layout have to press öß0 to get the "so happy" achievement.
5159-9361-5355-1986. That's my code for my server, if anyone's interested.
please join! my room is number 5736-5311-3116-8135 and i have no password! join me today between 1:30 to 2:00pm. (date is nov. 28 2010)
to do RGB go to floor 3, go to the slots and make them stop in order left to right:
Elephant, Llama and Giraffe
hope this helps :p
if you need help with forts, go all the way up to the *very top* level and pump the water all the way to the top, then look. I think you will find it a lot easier to see them.;)
P.S
How do you make spoilers? Please help. Thanks.
Awesome! Loved the game, died laughing at uh... one part of the story! :)
GLITCH ALERT: go max speed on wheel and panic :D
5932-8553-6966-2985
JOIN MY GAME
How do you get the "Won't Follow Directions" achievement?
@Logan
To get that achievement, simply right click in-game, and click the menu button saying
"Dont Click Me"
I found a glitch!
Try to fill the building, then get into this point at Floor 5:
http://i52.tinypic.com/2vkygd1.png
For people who are having difficult getting the Paste in Notepad achievement:
Go to your home (first level, bottom left) and click the centre of the hamster wheel there. It still works for the same achievement.
The ending is... beautiful. Very inspirational, and actually made me move my lazy arse outta here.
Just Pull up two windows of Achievement unlocked 2, and then there will be a secret map called "Hot Coffee". When your in that map, just jump down out of the map and there will be an even more secret map called "Cold Coffee" They're just tiles in the shape of coffee mugs, though. Do what you want with them, they won't do anything... or will they?
come to my room (2334-9528-7575-3304)
Please...
(it will be awesome)
I cant get Beam me up. I swear i have 'exited and entered' every teleport inless there is a hidden 1 its the only achievment ive got left :S
OK John. Achievements Unlocked 3. You know you want to make it. You cannot resist the Elephant's call. Forget Mario and Zelda. THE ELEPHANT is the one true game series.
hi,
"so happy" by german keyboard layout:
ä ß and o
(ae, scharfes s, and zero)
these buttons will give the desired :-)
regards
dirk
Okay, anyone mind helping me out a bit here? I've tried for ages to get the "two browser windows" achievement and the coffee level, but whenever I open the game in a new tab or window... nothing happens. I've tried doing it every different way I can think of, and no dice. Is there something special I have to do, or somewhere in particular I have to go, or what? It's driving me nuts, seriously.
to get save the whales u have to drink all the water in your home
the cofee thing: copy the game link, and paste it in another tab or window
to get the bun hop on the cofee cup to get the rest of the awards go over the ledge on the left and jump on the top the blue thing on the cup in cold cofee
need some help with 205
I can't do waltzing ma! any ideas?
Amazing game! I only need one more; can anybody help me find Fort Theta?
Or at least tell me which level it's on? Thanks a bunch! :)
concerning the so happy achievement. You must enter it as if you were using a standard US keyboard (changing your windows version US language will not always work)
for me personally (being a flemish azerty type board user) i had to enter m)0 which the game turned into :-) and got me the achievement.
For anyone wanting to know how to get the barrel roll achievement you press R or Z on your keyboard twice - I did it by accident!!
Man do I love Achievement unlocked? This game deserves over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cough cough, e-hem over 9000 rates. Alright John, you heard what Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski said. Achievement unlocked 3. No more Zelda, No more Mario, No more Sonic and no more Dark cuts. ELEPHANTS ONLY.
Happy gaming
Chromestone.
P.S. I completed the game. So if you need any help, feel free to ask me.
Oh, and no more Light cuts unless THE ELEPHANT stares in there too.
I am only one away from finishing and I have successfully played Twinkle Twinkle so many times but for some reason the game is not acknowledging that I am doing it correctly. Help? I know I'm doing it right its just not working !
Achievements
1) Hello Again - Start the game
2) Playtastic - You found the play button
3) Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu
4) Mission Accepted - Start the game
5) Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level
6) Home Sweet Home - Found your home
7) First Floor - Reach the first floor
8) Second Floor - Reach the second floor
9) Third Floor - Reach the third floor
10) Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor
11) Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor
12) Cataclysm - Welcome to reality
13) Storefront - Found the store
14) Thrifty - Found the second shop room
15) Windowshopper - Found the third shop room
16) Shopper - Found the fouth shop room
17) Big Spender - Found the fifth shop room
18) Shopaholic - Found all the shop rooms
19) Navigationer - Found all the areas
20) Just Gave In - Bought the first level pack
21) Add-on-tastic - Bought the second level pack
22) Deluxe Edition - Bought the third level pack
23) Gold Edition - Bought the fourth level pack
24) Platinum Edition - Bought the fifth level pack
25) Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
26) Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
27) No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
28) Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop
29) Home Emergency - Panic at home
30) Panic Attack - Panic ten times
31) Thirsty - Drink some water
32) Save the Whales - Drink all the water
33) Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
34) Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
35) Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
36) One... - Go once over the wheel
37) Two... - Go twice over the wheel
38) Three... - Go three times over the wheel
39) Four... - Go four times over the wheel
40) Five! - Go five times over the wheel
41) Dismount! - Jump off the wheel
42) Teleport! - Go through a teleporter
43) Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter
44) Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
45) Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
46) Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
47) Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice
48) You Might As Well - Jump up and down
49) Bouncy - Jump 10 Times
50) Flouncy - Jump 50 Times
51) Trouncy - Jump 100 Times
52) Pouncy - Jump 250 Times
53) Full Jump - Do a big jump
54) No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
55) See Ya - Die.
56) Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen
57) Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button
58) Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne
59) Multideath - Die 10 times
60) MegaDeath - Die 50 times
61) GigaDeath - Die 100 times
62) Impaler - Die on spikes
63) Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes
64) Stalactite - Die on downward spikes
65) Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes
66) Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes
67) I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
68) Pink - Turn a spike pink
69) First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
70) Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
71) Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
72) Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
73) Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
74) Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink
75) Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink
76) WASD - Prefer the WASD Control
77) Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control
78) Colour My Tile - Paint a block
79) 100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
80) First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
81) Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
82) Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
83) Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
84) Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
85) Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles
86) Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles
87) Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles
88) Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles
89) Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles
90) Launcher - Touch a launcher
91) Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
92) Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
93) Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
94) Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
95) Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
96) Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
97) Look, a Penny! - Find a coin
98) Pennybags - Collect 30 coins
99) Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins
100) Pennywise - Collect 90 coins
101) It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins
102) Scrooge - Collect 140 coins
103) 1st Collection - Collect first floor coins
104) 2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins
105) 3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins
106) 4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins
107) 5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins
108) Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins
109) I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
110) Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
111) BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds
112) West Side - Look West
113) East Side - Look East
114) Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
115) Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds
116) Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once
117) Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once
118) Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once
119) Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
120) Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
121) Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses
122) Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor
123) Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse
124) Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse
125) Teletired - Teleport 50 times
126) Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
127) Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint
128) Clicky - Click click clickaroo
129) Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu
130) BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock
131) Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list
132) Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
133) So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters
134) Erasure - Push the backspace key
135) Quality Time - Set the quality lower
136) Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~)
137) Partial Colon - Push the semicolon
138) Silence is Golden - Push the mute button
139) Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5
140) Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel
141) Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game
142) Look I'm Big! - I made music!
143) Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key
144) Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D)
145) Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G)
146) Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G)
147) Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
148) Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
149) Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key
150) Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
151) Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
152) High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
153) Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
154) Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
155) Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
156) Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
157) Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
158) Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
159) Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
160) Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
161) Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
162) Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
163) Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole
164) Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button.
165) No button! - Release the orange button.
166) Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
167) And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds
168) Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button
169) Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
170) Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds
171) Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds
172) Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds
173) One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
174) Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels
175) Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels
176) Insert Coin - Start the reels
177) RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
178) Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
179) Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
180) Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine
181) Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
182) Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots
183) Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
184) Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times
185) Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
186) Reely Restart - Restart a reel
187) Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
188) Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
189) Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen
190) Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
191) 10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
192) EleClick - Hey, that tickles!
193) Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
194) Further Fall - Fall two floors
195) Super Fall - Fall three floors
196) Mega Fall - Fall four floors
197) Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
198) Further Ascend - Rise two floors
199) Super Ascend - Rise three floors
200) Mega Ascend - Rise four floors
201) Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top
202) I Can't Live With This - Die outside
203) Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
204) Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
205) Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
206) Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
207) Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
208) The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug
209) Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage
210) Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
211) Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
212) Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
213) The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw
214) There's the pump! - Start the pump
215) Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height
216) Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height
217) The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height
218) The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height
219) Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water
220) Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor
221) Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry
222) Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry
223) Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries
224) Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries
225) Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries
226) Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries
227) Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter
228) To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
229) Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse
230) Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater
231) Drown - Die underwater
232) Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice!
233) I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough
234) Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
235) Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless
236) A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements
237) It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements
238) Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements
239) By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements
240) Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements
241) Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements
242) Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements
243) B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements
244) Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements
245) Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements
246) I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements
247) Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements
248) Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements
249) Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements
250) Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment
For the people who don't know, to shoot a pastry, all you have to do is:
press the space bar!!!!!!!!
I hope I've helped some people!
WOOT WOOT! DID IT!
for the paste into notepad go into word and paste then read it PROPERLEY
For Paste in Notepad, you have to click on the center of the hamster wheel, not the mouse wheel
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Walkthrough FOR ALL ACHIEVEMENTS
Hello Again - Start the game
Playtastic - You Find the play button
Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu
Mission Accepted - Start the game
Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level
Home Sweet Home - Find your home
First Floor - Reach the first floor
Second Floor - Reach the second floor
Third Floor - Reach the third floor
Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor
Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor
Cataclysm - Welcome to reality
Storefront - Find the store
Thrifty - Find the second shop room
Windowshopper - Find the third shop room
Shopper - Find the fouth shop room
Big Spender - Find the fifth shop room
Shopaholic - Find all the shop rooms
Navigationer - Find all the areas
Just Gave In - Buy the first level pack
Add-on-tastic - Buy the second level pack
Deluxe Edition - Buy the third level pack
Gold Edition - Buy the fourth level pack
Platinum Edition - Buy the fifth level pack
Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop
Home Emergency - Panic at home
Panic Attack - Panic ten times
Thirsty - Drink some water
Save the Whales - Drink all the water
Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
One... - Go once over the wheel
Two... - Go twice over the wheel
Three... - Go three times over the wheel
Four... - Go four times over the wheel
Five! - Go five times over the wheel
Dismount! - Jump off the wheel
Teleport! - Go through a teleporter
Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter
Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice
You Might As Well - Jump up and down
Bouncy - Jump 10 Times
Flouncy - Jump 50 Times
Trouncy - Jump 100 Times
Pouncy - Jump 250 Times
Full Jump - Do a big jump
No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
See Ya - Die.
Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen
Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button
Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne
Multideath - Die 10 times
MegaDeath - Die 50 times
GigaDeath - Die 100 times
Impaler - Die on spikes
Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes
Stalactite - Die on downward spikes
Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes
Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes
I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
Pink - Turn a spike pink
First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink
Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink
WASD - Prefer the WASD Control
Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control
Colour My Tile - Paint a block
100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles
Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles
Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles
Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles
Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles
Launcher - Touch a launcher
Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
Look, a Penny! - Find a coin
Pennybags - Collect 30 coins
Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins
Pennywise - Collect 90 coins
It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins
Scrooge - Collect 140 coins
1st Collection - Collect first floor coins
2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins
3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins
4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins
5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins
Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins
I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds
West Side - Look West
East Side - Look East
Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds
Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once
Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once
Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once
Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses
Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor
Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse
Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse
Teletired - Teleport 50 times
Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint
Clicky - Click click clickaroo
Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu
BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock
Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list
Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters
Erasure - Push the backspace key
Quality Time - Set the quality lower
Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~)
Partial Colon - Push the semicolon
Silence is Golden - Push the mute button
Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5
Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel
Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game
Look I'm Big! - I made music!
Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key
Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano
Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key
Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole
Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button.
No button! - Release the orange button.
Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds
Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button
Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds
Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds
Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds
One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels
Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels
Insert Coin - Start the reels
RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine
Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots
Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times
Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
Reely Restart - Restart a reel
Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen
Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
EleClick - Hey, that tickles!
Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
Further Fall - Fall two floors
Super Fall - Fall three floors
Mega Fall - Fall four floors
Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
Further Ascend - Rise two floors
Super Ascend - Rise three floors
Mega Ascend - Rise four floors
Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top
I Can't Live With This - Die outside
Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug
Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage
Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw
There's the pump! - Start the pump
Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height
Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height
The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height
The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height
Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water
Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor
Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry
Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry
Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries
Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries
Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries
Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries
Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter
To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse
Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater
Drown - Die underwater
Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice!
I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough
Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless
A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements
It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements
Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements
By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements
Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements
Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements
Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements
B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements
Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements
Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements
I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements
Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements
Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements
Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements
Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment
Posted by: valleykd | August 18, 2010 5:33 AM